Jeep CJ and Jeep-CJ.com site acronyms?

Jeep CJ and Jeep-CJ.com site acronyms?
MAW - Might As Well... and let me tell you,this comes up A LOT with vehicle rebuilding.

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PO- Prevous owner, Also known as the dufus:censored: that melted half the wires under the dash and unhooked the other half. He also striped every other bolt and rounded the head on the ones he could not.

:laugh:
 
CLBP: Corrosion Lightened Body Panels
:laugh:
 
new cj owner
some one still in denial that he will spend e ery penny he has on the thing and it will still not be anywhere close to finished
 
The same individual that truly believes this is a three week end project at very most:laugh:.

new cj owner
some one still in denial that he will spend e ery penny he has on the thing and it will still not be anywhere close to finished
 
The same individual that truly believes this is a three week end project at very most:laugh:.
and by the 4th week his wife has hidden the check book and informed him his Credit Cards are maxed.
 
POS Piece of :censored: :chug:
 
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PO- Prevous owner, Also known as the dufus:censored: that melted half the wires under the dash and unhooked the other half. He also striped every other bolt and rounded the head on the ones he could not.
I know that guy. I really,:biggun: really dislike him.
 
How about we update this with some more acronyms

TFI- Thick Film Integration
HEI- High Energy Ignition
ICM- Ignition Control Module
MPFI- Multi port/point fuel injection
TBI- Throttle Body Injection
WMS- wheel mounting surface
TRE- Tie rod end
CID- cubic inch displacement
OBA- Onboard Air
OBW- Onboard Welder
R&P- Ring & Pinion
COG- Center Of gravity
HO- High Output
 
I think you folks wiped out all of the acronyms here, so I thought I would add some conversions for some holiday cheer...enjoy!! ;-) :grinjeep:

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
1 bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less
filling: 1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1000 aches: 1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
(think about it for a moment)

453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake

1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone

1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles

365.25 days: 1 unicycle

2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)

10 cards: 1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche

1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin

10 rations: 1 decoration

100 rations: 1 C-ration

2 monograms: 1 diagram

8 nickels: 2 paradigms

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale
University Hospital: 1 I.V. League

100 Senators: Not 1 decision
 
jeep: just empty every pocket

(i sure have!)

radman
 
Some Ignition ones..

CDI capacitance discharge ignition
MSD multi spark discharge
AWG american wire gauge #26 pretty small #4 pretty big, range used
IDC type of connector, insulation displacement connector, squeeze on wire & done.
disy distributor... i know guy who does not like this one
mmi man machine interface, steering wheel (just cking?)
E Coil refers to Ford E Coil
ARB its a selectable locker
TAC not sure?
PCV polution control valve... breather mech valve, on top valve cover
5 point refers to operator harness w/ 5 pts for more secure operator mtd
CD compact disk
8 Track grandpa's CD player with tape
OEM orginal equipment manufacturer
pcs pieces
GUD geographical un desirable ( for trail or woman use)

Grade 5 hardened bolt/nut
Grade 8 better hardened bolt/nut
SS stainless steel metal material, does not oxidize in air or water

FOB Factory.... fancy way to say you / jeeper pays for shipping
Freight on Board Factory
FOB Destination... Freight on Board Destination, mfg pays shipping
PO purchase order
RMA return material authorization
RGT return goods tag

PSI pounds per square inch
In HG presure in inches mercury ( vaccuum in mercury too)
In Water presure in inches water (vac water too)
FT# torque, rotation force 1 ft lever apply 1# of force at 90deg to lever
in # torque, rotation force 1 INCH lever apply 1# force at 90 deg to lever

When running well need
SPF rating of sun tan lotion
 

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